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The Fun...
R O Y A L T R E A T M E N T		Fool around during dinner at Boston's legendary Medieval Manor, where a bawdy but light hearted romp through the dark ages has been on the menu since 1973.  If you aren't one of the million who've already visited (or if it's been quite a while since your last pilgrimage), it's high time to join in the interactive Fun of His Majesty, Minstrel, Jester, Oaf and Wenches entertaining one and all with slapstick and song.  As Canterbury beckons, laughter and camaraderie will soon reveal why so many return so often for such foolishness. Not too gregarious?  More of a potted plant than a peony?  There's ample room in the castle garden for shrinking violets and wallflowers as well. Whatever the celebration, bring it to the King!
		...Feast n' Flagon Most everyone adds to their Fun by adding our six course Feast eaten without fork, knife or spoon.  It begins with warm loaves of bread, then pepper cheese trenchers and mussels. Faux Dragon soup, beef rib and salad precede the final course, roasted herbed chicken with steamed vegetables.  There are plenty of napkins to keep fingers dry and tidy.  Cakes (some customers bring cupcakes) are available with 24 hours notice. For vegetarian substitutes or side orders of additional ribs, call for details. Got one? Save $25! While feasting, refill your glass from a full pitcher of dark or light beer, a carafe of Chablis or non alcoholic mock mead, or a diet root beer by redeeming a Flagon token, one token per person.  Mixed drinks and bottled beer, soda or wine can also be purchased from the cash bar.  Souvenir logo glasses are also available (at check-in, or at the bar or after the show at the gift shop).  Bringing one from a previous visit can save you $5 per person on Thursdays or Fridays.  Bringing the one missing from the King's collection will get you $50.  Call for details. Not all that hungry or thirsty?  When you call (617) 423-4900 to book your reservation, if you tell us, the Feast and Flagon won't come.

Turns and Returns Haven't been since who knows when? Remember Oaf's rubber chicken? Want to meet his new sweetheart or maybe M'Darlin, the King's main squeeze? Old favorites and new surprises are always being added. Whether first time virgin or hard core veteran, it's a whole new kingdom waiting to welcome you and your friends.		Click to send us your photograph.
New script New songs New characters  New recipes Bigger stage Smaller room More seating options Fewer group restrictions Numerous discounts Same old fashioned fun	Got one? Save $25!

Accommodations
		We are a 21+ venue, more nightclub than Knight Club (we have neither horses or manure).  All shows have the same adult content (we rate ourselves PG-15½) suitable for most families with older children. While there is no nudity or network TV banned words, there are puns, sight gags and other sexually suggestive comedic material unacceptable to some regardless of age.  Some customers prefer audiences without any kids so everyone must be at least 18 at the second show on Saturdays.  The Sunday show is discounted for families but it is no less bawdy.  Many if not most customers find the show too risqué and wholly inappropriate for kids younger than 10.
		Got one? Save $25	Celebrating a birthday? Still have your souvenir glass from the dim and distant past? Coming with 16 or more? Bringing the kids? Red Hatter or senior citizen? Serving King and country in the military? Want to put our Fun in your fundraiser? Planning way ahead for something special but on a tight budget? Enrolled in college? Ask about special Royal Treatment discounts. Tables range in size from five to twenty five.  Whenever possible, parties of two, three or four are grouped to fill larger tables.  We ask that parties not exceed 50. Private shows for 75 or more can be booked on Sunday, either before 1:00 or after 8:30, or on Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday evenings after 6:30.  To book a regular show privately requires 150 admissions on a Saturday, 125 on a Friday or Sunday, or just 100 on a Thursday.
			Want just "A Bit of Falderal" while you Feast? We can serve up a tamed down taste of the King's banquet for school field trips on weekdays with enough notice. Not exactly the Royal Treatment, but a treat nonetheless when festive pageantry is on the knightly lesson plan.
		We are 99.9% wheelchair accessible.

Medieval Manners 
        ...(Chivalry is not dead)

All guests must be at least 21 years old, be with their parent(s) or have our manager’s approval prior to booking. Management notes it’s obligation to limit or withhold the service of alcoholic beverages or even deny admittance to intoxicated patrons.  A non invasive breath test device may be used to help evaluate blood alcohol levels.  No refunds. The continued availability of cash bar beverages during intermissions is at the discretion of the manager. Sorry, no video cameras or audible cell phones. Clothes are required but there is no reason to dress up.  Shorts are totally acceptable in months without an "r". As at any theatrical event, conversing with others as well as leaving or returning to your seat during the performance is unfair to everyone.  Don’t annoy the King!

Times and Tariffs and...
            ...(July 2010)

Doors to the cocktail lounge open 30-35 minutes prior to the show.  We begin seating immediately and ask that you arrive no less than 15 minutes before the show if at all possible.  Parking lot opens 15 minutes before doors.  Show ends about 3 hours after doors open.
On Sunday, general admission shows are at 4:30.  On Thursdays and Fridays they are at 7:45.  On most Saturdays we offer two, the first begins at 4:30 and the other at 8:30.  All of these can also be booked for private shows.  Smaller private shows can be booked on Sundays (before 1:00 or after 8:30), or on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays (typically at 7:45).  Private show times and formats are somewhat flexible.	Got one? Save $25
Just want the Fun?  As low as $19!  Want more? Choose the Royal Treatment which adds the Feast (worth $7 if purchased separately, see below) n’ Flagon, (a drink token redeemable for beer, wine, mock mead or diet root beer worth $4).  On Sunday and Thursday, tickets for the Royal Treatment (excluding tip, parking, gift shop and cash bar purchases) are $30.  Fridays and first show Saturdays are $40.  Saturday second show tickets are $50. A preliminary tip is no longer added to parties of 15 or more.

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July Sunday at 4:30 Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays are only available as 75 (+/-) private shows Thursday at 7:45 Friday at 7:45 One Saturday show in July at 6:30

August Sunday at 4:30 Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays are only available as 75 (+/-) private shows Thursday at 7:45 Friday at 7:45 Saturday at 4:30 Saturday at 8:30

September Sunday at 4:30 Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays are only available as 75 (+/-) private shows Thursday at 7:45 Friday at 7:45 Saturday at 4:30 Saturday at 8:30

October Sunday at 4:30 Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays are only available as 75 (+/-) private shows Thursday at 7:45 Friday at 7:45 Saturday at 4:30 Saturday at 8:30

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Location, Location, Location         ...(July 2010)		In 1982,  after 10 years in the basement of the Eliot Hotel, we relocated to 246 East Berkeley Street, between Albany and Harrison, in Boston's South End. We are in the first brick building on the right, diagonally across from the Mobil station.
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• I-93 N (from the South) to Exit 20 (South Station/I-90 East-West) Follow signs for South Station (avoiding Mass Pike).  Turn left at the first light.  Go 100 feet and turn left at the light onto Albany Street.  At the third light turn right.
• I-93 S (from the North) to Exit 20-B (Albany St/I-90 West) While in the tunnel, where 20-B goes from one lane to two, stay right to avoid rejoining I-93. Once above ground, immediately exit left onto Albany Street (just before Mass Pike entrance).  Turn right at the third light.
  
• I-90 E (from the West) to Exit 24-A (South Station) Turn left at the first light onto Kneeland Street. Turn left at the second light at Surface Road, onto Albany Street. At the fourth light turn right.  Call for updates.
  
• Storrow Drive  Gain access to Arlington Street (no exit by that name).  At Tremont, the road veers left and becomes Herald Street.  Just past the Boston Herald, turn right at the last light onto Albany Street.  At the second light turn right.

• MBTA  On the Red Line, get off at Broadway and walk across the Broadway Bridge, under I-93, then left on Albany and right onto East Berkeley, an 8-10 minute walk.
  

Chairs? Silverware? Only in Boston? Horses? Hit list? Food fights? Siberia? Weren't you in the Eliot Hotel? Is Peggy still wenching? Reservations required? Sold out for months? Can we bring the kids?

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Yes. No. Yes. Nope (not even manure). Yes. No, no, never again. Yes. Not exactly (she's doing diapers) Yes. No way, call today! Maybe yes, maybe no.

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Finale

Gift Certificates are available, and can be purchased by phone (617) 423-4900 or at the box office using VS, MC, DV, AX, debit card, cash, check, or money order. They may be purchased in any dollar amount, and are valid at least seven years from the date of purchase (or for a specific performance).

Got one? Get $50!
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07/29/10